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@ohitsemu @ohitspigeon

Same hatchday. Different problems.

An emu and a pigeon, born on the day the Russian bots went on strike. One has spent a lifetime investigating why people will not text back. The other wants to know who told them what to think. Neither has considered that they might be exhausting.

Meet Emu Meet Pigeon

Emu and Pigeon, side by side, Pigeon talking and Emu listening

Two accounts. One family.

Follow either bird on their own. Follow both and you get the family: disputed memories, unsolicited advice, occasional loyalty and two very different explanations for almost everything.

Oh, it's Emu

Private nonsense. Relationships, work, desire and everyday irritation. Not Emused. @ohitsemu

Oh, it's Pigeon

Public nonsense. News, power, media and the stories people are sold. Pigeon Has a Point. @ohitspigeon

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Property of Pigeon EVIDENCE Nobody questioned the twins until Pigeon learned to read. Pigeon has spent a lifetime investigating what happened during those missing hours. These are the theories so far. Read Pigeon's theories FRAGILE.
AUSTRALIA.

An ordinary week

Publicly, they are exasperated. Privately, they are reliable. Neither wants this discussed.

Emu I'm done chasing people.

Pigeon You sent '?' at 2:14.

Emu They say they need time. What's that mean?

Pigeon In my experience, a committee.

Emu This is why I don't tell you things.

Pigeon I'm taking a break from the news.

Emu Good. Come sit here.

Pigeon What are we watching?

Emu Nothing. You're allowed.

NOT EMUSED.

Coming first

The yellow face and two words. Nothing else.